Bern’s Steak House

***** (5 stars)

Well, there simply is no other place like Bern’s. With the greatest wine list on the planet, it’s a draw for wine enthusiasts all over the planet. There are thousands of gems on this list, many priced below auction level. We routinely enjoy Burgundies from the 1950s without breaking the bank. And there are a couple hundred wines by the glass. Plus dessert wines. Where else can you get a glass of 1834 Madeira?

The food is great, too. and the offerings have really expanded in the past three decades we’ve been going. It’s actually not my favorite steak, because I’m not a fan of dry aging, but there are hundreds of other selections. We just usually have four or five appetizers per person and then go up to the dessert rooms. Our favorite app is the caviar (choice of more than a dozen) served Bern’s style with little foams.

And what other restaurant has dessert rooms? Private little spaces, dark and romantic, made from wine vats! The perfect end to a spectacular evening, all at reasonable prices.

Bern’s Steak House
1208 S Howard Ave
Tampa, FL 33606
(813) 251-2421
http://www.yelp.com/biz/berns-steak-house-tampa

TacoSon

**** (4 stars)

Really popular counter service place with authentic Mexican food. I tried the pibil and barbacoa tacos, both with everything. I’ve had better pibil, but the barbacoa was great, really succulent. The chicken burrito was a bit more ordinary. Best to go at off peak times, as on Saturday at lunch there were 20 people in line.

TacoSon
7521 N 56th St
Tampa, FL 33617
(813) 989-2080
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tacoson-tampa

Élevage

*** (3 stars)

The first key to enjoying Elevage is to put all thoughts of Bern’s out of your mind. There is absolutely no relationship between the ambiance, service, food and especially the wines. Only the ownership.

Elevage is bright and hard surfaced, so go if you want to see your date, but not hear him or her.

The service is well-intentioned and friendly, but there isn’t a deep knowledge of the preparations, and expect long pauses during your meal.

The food is… interesting. We tried:

The tea sandwiches, which were pretty bland, as tea sandwiches tend to be, I suppose.

Country ham, a flavorful hors d’oeuvre, served on a tiny biscuit.

Welsh Rarebit, kind of a mushy mess, nothing like a traditional preparation, although the fried duck egg was tasty.

Fish and chips, which has nothing to do with fish and chips. It was lightly seared tuna slices, potato chips and fried pickles, with a vinegar foam. Interesting components, but they didn’t particularly work together.

Spiced lamb flatbread. I couldn’t have identified the brown paste coating this crispy flatbread as spiced lamb, but it was pungent and tasty.

Cedar plank salmon was one of the more conventional dishes, with a sweet, tasty glaze. The accompanying Brussels sprouts were excellent.

The most successful entree was My Sunday Supper, which turned out to be boneless pork ribs with a piquant, tangy BBQ sauce, accompanied by white beans and mashed potatoes.

The very buttery mashed potatoes are also available ala carte.

The banana tart was actually more like a creme brulee, with nicely caramelized banana slices.

As you might guess, the food isn’t particularly descriptively named, which turns out to be more confusing than fun, since the descriptions aren’t always that helpful either.

But the big disappointment is the wine list. If they’re planning on drawing upon the Berns overflow clientele, this is a huge problem. The limited list is entirely yesterday’s vintages of middle brow wines. And even then, it’s limited. For example the sole American chardonnay is Far Niente at $17 a glass. There are a couple of good deals, such as Crozes Hermitage at $47 a bottle, but for the most part the list is uninteresting, and certainly disappointing to anyone longing for one of those million bottles across the street!

The bottom line is that if I couldn’t get into Berns, I probably wouldn’t go across the street, but would check out some of the many other restaurants in the area, in hopes of finding dishes that were greater than the sum of their parts, and wines that were simply, well, greater.

Élevage
1207 S Howard Ave
Tampa, FL 33606
(813) 999-8726
http://www.yelp.com/biz/%C3%A9levage-tamp

Ciro’s Speakeasy and Supper Club

**** (4 stars)

This is really a fun place. If you make your reservation by phone they give you a password. I haven’t had any luck getting a password when doing it through opentable, so I guess you have to call.  there is no sign unless the valet is out, in which case there a little one on his stand. Go halfway past the pool, turn left and knock on the wooden door. Give them the password and you’re in. Most of the table are in private little alcoves, and the place is really dark. The food is an eclectic collection of high end bar food. Favorites are the gourmet sliders and crostini, the lobster deviled eggs, and the waffle/maple/bacon sundae. The mixed drinks are all wonderful, and a real step back in time. 4 stars for food, 5 stars for ambience and uniqueness.

Ciro’s Speakeasy and Supper Club
2109 Bayshore Blvd
Tampa, FL 33606
(813) 251-0022
http://www.yelp.com/biz/ciros-speakeasy-and-supper-club-tampa